2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool except me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses".
8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.
9. Mudwrestling is a sport.
